Here I am, waiting again for a Sky engineer to call. A phone call is promised, before 9am, to confirm time of visit. A watched phone never rings, it is said. 10.30 and I ring Sky. Only 3 menus, so could be worse. A charming girl answers the phone and wants my personal details. I think of asking her for hers. I would like to know her address, date of birth, colour of eyes, vital statistics, phone number (including STD code)........ Yes, I am on the call-out list. Hurrah! Be in between 12 and 5. I'll be here.
The problem? Sky+. It suffers from 'skips' in sound on playback of recorded programmes. According to the excellent Digital Spy website, a common problem with Amstrad boxes. I had a visit last week, and had a new dish and other components fitted. "That'll fix it!" said the engineer. It didn't.
Sir Alan, You're fired!Footnote: Now the proud owner of a Pace box - all working like clockwork. I am a happy bunny again!